Rush Rush

Today class we're going to talk about rushing things. It is almost always a bad idea to rush something and this is what we're going to discuss today. Here are some quick examples of things not to rush, o but do Rush Rush to the yeyo (A Blondie song.)  : 


- Sex - You went and got her pregnant you dumb fuck because you rushed and forgot to put on a condom! Or perhaps, you did but then you regret shagging her. You rushed losing your virginity, and now you want to cry. Good job champ. I'll bet there's about ten bone-heads who read this and think "Wah, sex is always good!" Wrong...do it slowly and with someone you love you wankstain on the jeans of society. 


- Work - I may be the biggest hypocrite when talking about this subject area, but it's true none the less. Work should be done carefully to maximise your potential, or whatever bullshit works for you. But seriously, no point rushing it, chances are it'll be shit, just like that sex you rushed was. 


- Eating - Food is something which should never be hurried, it's something a lot of people in the world don't have, so savour it you bastard. Also, you don't want indigestion now do you? 


This blog topic probably is already making people's heads reel. Why is he talking about something so mundane? Well, I don't know...it was just a bit of fucking advice. If you don't want it, then hit that big red button in the top right that closes the browser window. I am building up to a big rant about Microsoft. I personally don't really dislike Microsoft, but they do seem to have a habit of rushing into their products. Don't believe me? Let's think about the things Microsoft have spent time developing...


Xbox 360
Put your hand up if you own one of these...of course you do, you wanted the new Call of Duty A.S.A.P and couldn't afford the new Playstation...but wait, for those veterans out there...who had one of the original 360s? Did it break? IT DID? And why was that? They hadn't fixed it completely, and it wasn't entirely ready?! What a surprise...they rushed them out didn't they.
Still not convinced?


Windows Vista
Buggy as shit this was. Why? They rushed it out...It had to go through a bunch of updates and patches before it was usable without someone smashing their fist into the monitor and then taking a shit over next door's fence. 


Finally...for those real cynics or should I say hard core lovers of Microsoft, we have...


Microsoft Zune


This, relatively unknown, music device was Microsoft's answer to the I-Pod. I have one, and it works fine thank you very much. However, I have the 2nd Generation. The first one was as glitchy as hell because they rushed it to meet the sales of the I-Pod Nano, or something like that. The point is, this put loads of people of buying it and so sales dropped dramatically. 


At this point you're definitely thinking what is the point of this blog...I don't even know. It was just someone was talking about how bad Vista used to be...and it made me think almost all of Microsoft's products are crap for some reason and usually because they rushed it on the production time. I guess the message here is...don't buy Microsoft products! Kidding. Just don't rush through life, I know it's not very long, but chances are you'll regret it. 


This wasn't the best of blogs, but it's food for thought. As an added bonus, and for a certain someone who always comments my blogs (what a stalker right? :P ) I am compiling a list of favourites. This won't interest a lot of you, but if you thought I was doing this to interest you then you're a conceded arse hole :D I might add why I like them too, or leave you guessing...


Favourite Actor : John Cusack, I dedicated a blog to the guy...what do you expect? But he's up among many others.


Favourite Actress : The new assistant to Doctor Who. Just kidding, but she is gorgeous. I'm not entirely sure, perhaps Emma Thompson for argument's sake. 


Favourite Artist (Musical) : A close call between Blur or Gorillaz, but then they're both Damon Albarn's band. 


Favourite Author : Anthony Horowitz, but only because I read him last...
(That was a Perks of Being a Wallflower quote for your interest. Incidentally which is...


Favourite Book : Perks of Being a Wallflower 


Favourite Chocolate : Reese's Peanut Butter Cups : Unavailable in this country (Well, not properly.) 


Favourite Colour : What do I write my blogs in? That's not my favourite colour ;) Just kidding, I think you SHOULD be able to guess. 


Favourite Country : Take a guess ;) 


Favourite Director : The Coen Brothers, but once again, only by a margin...up among many, many others. 


Favourite Easter Egg : Lindt Chocolate


Favourite Film : I'll just go with The Breakfast Club, but that's only because it's not obvious...I have many. 


Favourite Fruit : I AM A BANANA! And by that, I mean, yeah I like Tangerines the best. 


Favourite Food : PIZZA...for the win.


Favourite Game : Risk...a damn good board game, I never play enough. 


Favourite Joke : One of Nick Chvany's original, see if you can spot the inspiration. "Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped his sister." (You kind of had to be there to get why it was so funny...) 


Favourite Person : Mira...
Hey don't get fucking offended, none of you ever comment on this blog. 


Favourite Song : (Current only) Every Planet We Reach is Dead (Gorillaz.) 


Favourite Subject : History


I think I'm done, this blog wasn't the best, but you got to know a little bit more about me and heard some nice advice, ain't it great. I attempted to get every letter of the alphabet for the favourites, but it's surprisingly hard to think up good categories. If you have any more you wish to know...I suggest you bloody ask you twat. Kidding, but wouldn't hurt would it? 


Now go away.