Friday, 12 March 2010

Feel Good Inc

A word of advice...never get a blowjob from a girl with braces, it hurts. This was one of the things I learnt this week. It's not my advice, I'm not that mean, any blowjob is a good blowjob. Kidding. I've had a pretty good week overall! I'd like to be negative and cynical...but you'd be surprised how hard it is to be that heartless on a routine basis for these blogs. So this blog isn't going to be about anything unique or thought-provoking. It's going to be purely about major things in my life recently. Sorry, but sometimes I reserve the right to be a selfish bastard and write about myself...and let's face it, nobody actually reads this apart from me :)


Ok, this isn't going to be as focused I'm afraid, it's literally a stream of concious as things pop into my head about anything concerning events this week. Firstly, it was my drama practical exam! I was...cancer. How lovely is that. It's almost impossible to explain without you seeing it. It wouldn't make as much of an impact. But for those who saw it, I think it went pretty damn well. Unless EVERYONE has become a compulsive liar, we did a really wonderful job and I nailed my part :) I was going to write more...but not else I can say really.


Secondly, I got my re-sit results...my fingers were shaking so much as I opened that piece of paper...I see an A...for English Literature :/ How did that happen! I'm not bragging, or trying to make myself look better...and people can confirm this for me. I walked into that exam without the poetry book we needed, I had to borrow one. That's literally how unprepared I was. But I was very lucky. I wasn't so lucky with my history, having both at a C, three marks off a B. I suppose to be optimistic,this will motivate me to work extra hard on the coursework...if I get a high A, then I can aim for an A overall! All is well on that front then. Slightly ironic all the same...


Ok, damn. I thought I could fill this blog with a bit more information about this good week, but it was only those two things. I did make the promise to someone to write about some people individually and their good qualities...but it's such a flawed idea. I might not say enough about them, I might mention one person but not another etc. I'll just say that if you take the time to read my blog...you are truly lovely and a wonderful person, and I value your friendship :)


I will say one last thing, that unfortunately is extremely negative and so I suppose we're ending on a low. One suggestion for anyone going into politics. Try facism, just once. There are certain people in the world who don't really deserve to live...so why let them? I want to create a perfect smart, fun and moral world....is that so bad? Give it a chance...go on ;) This paragraph was purposely short...but I've already ranted to the people I need to, they know what I mean! 


O dang, I almost forgot! (Yeah right, you think, this was completely planned.) I finally listened to the latest Gorillaz album (the blog title is the most suitable title) and...it's incredible. I seriously suggest you give it a listen. I had a hick up getting the experience edition (I think I've mentioned I have an OCD about needing the best editions of anything.) So I guess we'll end on a good note. I'd best get on with that history coursework...ha no, not yet. I'm going to the pub tonight. I hope you all have a spiffing weekend. Amazing what an A in a subject can do to your mood.


On a final note, I also personally apologise...my blogs are decreasing in quality and they weren't that good to begin with. Regular readers will remember me talking about deluded optemism, and wanting to change things. I think I may have reached that point past it. I'm so sick of complaining about injustices that I can't do shit about. Sure it was sort of funny for a while..but what's the point? I'm not sure if this will be one of my last blogs...I'm just warning you, it really is hard to keep it up each week...and I don't want to change the timing now. So much for my good mood eh? ;)


I shall leave you with a slightly related video. It's the new music video for Gorillaz single 'Stylo.' The song isn't the best on the album, but the video has Bruce Willis damnit!


Gorillaz - Stylo


Now go a- actually I'm in a good mood...you can stay if you want.
Just kidding, fuck off.

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