Anyway, for those who read my last posting, you'll notice I flitted between topics. A friend of mine, namely Megan, suggested I focus on one topic a week, to give it more of a steadfast approach for people reading, i.e. not all over the place. So the topic this week, if the title (a song by The Hives, if you're wondering) hadn't been bleeding obvious, is stupid people.
Yes, stupid people. Stupid people annoy me more than words can say...actually backtrack a minute, I realise how ridiculous I sound, some people can't HELP being stupid (I hear you cry in my head). No, ok, what I'm referring to is people with lots of money, yet who don't deserve it, and are so thick they DO deserve to be smacked in the face several times for their obnoxious ways. I'll divide them into categories for you, I'm writing this off the cuff, so how many categories will be, however many I think of.
The stupid-with money to get them out of trouble
A common example for me of this type of stupid is Paris "the slut" Hilton. She is SO stupid, it actually pains me to hear her talk. She's also filthy rich, so it doesn't matter if she does anything wrong, like DRINK AND DRIVE. But poor little Paris wasn't cut out for prison life...aww diddums. Fuck off. I truly feel sorry for her father, who's made a commendable business in the hotel industry, and has done a lot of good.
The stupid that you think beauty is everything
Watch American imported shit like 90210, or "The Hills". Both of my sisters watch this, and I am convinced they are killing their brain cells. It is an abomination of television. All the people in it, can't act for shit. They all use broken up sentences like "I..uh...like...uh...saw her...um, down at the...uh..club..I think?" Look bitch, learn to talk coherently or get the fuck off my telly. And also, you don't notice how stupid they are because they're all gorgeous. I know I am not good looking, but at least I know I have a god damn brain.
The stupid who are therefore ignorant
This type of stupid are your typical racists or those who think it's "ok" to use terms such as Paki, Nigger and other derogatory slang freely. They're so thick, they vote for fat boy Nick Griffin (who ironically, can't be stupid as he went to Cambridge), and that's why the BNP now have two seats. Hooray. (This kind of stupid makes me almost consider a radical statement made by the Secretary of the Treasury, Alexander Hamilton, who basically said, "Stupid people shouldn't get the right to vote, they're too ignorant to do any good."
Brilliant, now I sound like a facist.
The stupid that they make common mistakes with their grammar and spelling
Look, I don't know who taught you, but chances are they did a shit job, or you didn't pay attention. I'll give you another example here, "I wouldn't say your weirder than your sister, I'd say you're normaler."
I'm sorry, that word just got underlined in red...I wonder why, O THAT'S right it's not a bloody word! If you want more examples, just listen to the common person talk, on the news, or in the street. Chances are they'll make a good number of errors with their grammar.
And finally, four apparently, for number of categories.
The stupid who think it's a-ok to go to other countries and act like an absolute berk
This fits sort of under the category of ignorance, but still, it's enough in itself to get its own category. I watched a show last night, god knows what it was called, something like "holiday madness." Essentially, it was a show about British tourists on holiday. You know, a couple of months ago, they did that Panorama special on racism? Remember that feeling you got about how it made you embarassed to be Britsh...well this show brought back that feeling in style. These "test" subjects were sent away to the resort of Magaluf. It's just a big city for boozing and partying and lots and lots of sex. (Prostitution is not illegal...brilliant!) It did really show the horror of too much alcohol, and the stupidity of some of these wankers who parade themselves over there. Recounting some classic examples of tosser behaviour:
- Getting so drunk you fall into the road, and almost get hit by a car.
- Dive into a swimming pool, and crack your head.
- Taking direct pumps of alcohol into the brain, then claiming you don't care about the medical effects, it feels too good.
- Taking a wonder pill that "supposedly" cures all STDs, so you don't have to use a condom.
and finally, the big one
- Despite almost losing the ability to walk, because a doctor told you "It might not have been the alcohol", you take that as "LET'S KEEP GOING!"
For anyone who knows me, I'm not a heavy drinker at all...I like the odd pint, but these examples might make you think eh? And by the way, I don't really give that much of a shit if you binge every friday night, your choice, it's legal. But for goodness sake, stop going over to other nations and making an absolute arse of yourself.
I've probably lost all of you by now, but if you're still reading, I'm not a complete bastard. I do like a lot of people, it's just generally the media's lovely way of printing out reams of shit (namely Heat, Ok, and The Daily Mail) or producing television designed to make you feel better about yourself. (It's not really, it's nicknamed aspirational television, you're meant to want to be like the people on "My Super Sweet 16th") Well I know I don't, and I hope you don't too.
To be honest, I've probably lost a lot of you with my point, not to imply you're of low intelligence, just I am not writing this clearly, despite its original focus point. I guess to sum up, stupid people are aggravating, stupid people with money are dangerous. They don't know what to do with themselves, and tend to be gorgeous or have so much money it glazes over the fact they're stupid. Don't be fooled, see past it, and mock them hard.
ESPECIALLY spoilt little brats on My Super Sweet Sixteen. Prime example, meet Audrey!
I hope this wasn't too angry for you.
Now go away.
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